I WAS FEELING A BIT DEPRESSED THE OTHER DAY,
SO I CALLED "LIFELINE".
I WAS PUT THROUGH TO A " CALL CENTER " IN PAKISTAN .
I EXPLAINED THAT I WAS FEELING "SUICIDAL".
THEY WERE VERY EXCITED AT THIS NEWS,
AND WANTED TO KNOW ... IF
I COULD DRIVE A TRUCK OR FLY AN AIRPLANE.